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“Hey, remember when you had a crush on-“

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im gay

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

“what college do you wanna go to???”

“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”

“how many kids are you gonna have??”

“do you have a boyfriend yet??”

“did you make any friends yet???”

“what are your grades like now????”

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skypride:

I’ll bet $100 they’ve touched each other’s dicks.

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  1. Pessimist: There are ants in my pizza.
  2. Optimist: Yay free ants.
  3. Bear Grylls: There's pizza in my ants.
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